"it" just moved
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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