FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
