she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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