one might say we're banned from that church
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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