belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Two words: nipple clamps
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