I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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