Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I skipped work to stalk him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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