I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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