***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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