Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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