U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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