Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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