I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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