whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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