Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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