Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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