i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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