She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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