That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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