I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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