I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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