Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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