Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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