everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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