i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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