You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
