The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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