I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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