We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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