Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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