yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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