Jerry, you need to find god
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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