I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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