My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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