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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game

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(657): View more from California

You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl

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(740): View more from Ohio

How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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2.5

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.

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(914): View more from New York

Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.

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(805): View more from California

Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.

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