Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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