Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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