Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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