yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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