ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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