im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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