But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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