windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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