careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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