D3 body, D1 cock
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She said her name was "party"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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