You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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