Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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