He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Everclear isn't food dammit
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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