We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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