that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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