i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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