If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's blow job season.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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