chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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