White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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