Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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